See more ideas about book title, funny and childrens books. Book title jokes funny book names joke book titles. I have pasted together the following history of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the united states, from eighth grade through college level. A selection of jokes and oneliners from the last ten years. I feel like a klondike digger who has hit pay dirt. Book puns, a humor site featuring funny book titles and name pun authors. We used to think these up in third grade and the great thing about them is that i still think theyre funny now. Funny titles of books that were never written with good reason. This book will be updated when time permits, so keep coming back for more. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we. Id explain these to everyone else, but i would prefer not to. Sophie offord lets use humour to celebrate all that is fabulous and fun about reading. A series of inside jokes for writers who know how to laugh about themselves.
May 20, 2014 18 puntastic book titles that will make you laugh out loud. Did you know that many of the people on our site are authors. What are some funny fictional book titles and authors you. Book titles jokes find our set of funny book title jokes below.
The american book how to make bigger and better elephants the japanese book how to make smaller and cheaper elephants the greek book how to sell elephants for a lot of money the finnish book what do elephants think about finnish people the german book a short introduction to elephants, vol 16. If youve never read any moore, and youre looking for a book that will make you both laugh and think, i highly recommend lamb. Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe. Various is the correct author for any book with multiple unknown authors, and is acceptable for books with multiple known authors, especially if not all are known or the list is very long over 50. It doesnt take einstein to figure out what kind of glorious, mouthwatering recipes are likely to be contained within. The big book of short funny jokes really funny jokes that. Then click here to see some hilarious book titles that. Ive taken many of our name puns and some others, and created name pun author jokes where the title of the book relates to the author s name in a humorous way. Have fun with this collection of funny book title jokes. Best jokes 2016 jokes, funny jokes, funny books, best jokes, jokes for kids enter your mobile number or email address below and well send you a link to download the free kindle app. If you love to laugh then youre in luck, because weve gathered 50 of the funniest books of all time on this cantmiss list. Download it once and read it on your kindle device, pc, phones or tablets.
Its also full of books that make me wonder if humanity has lost its grip on reality. Then you can start reading kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer no kindle device required. Feb 21, 2020 i find these book titles funny, whether it be the title itself or the choice of cover illustrations, i find the humour in it. Spread the humour funny library jokes funny library jokes book lovers need never go to bed alone. Use of lots of jokes acknowledges your acceptance to our terms and conditions. Spread the humour silly book titles silly book titles there are several ways to view the topic of silly book titles. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements. Well tickle your funny bone with our sidesplitting jokes and. Though we have no clue how many copies books like fancy coffins and goodbye testicles sold, were pretty sure their titles made more buzz than the content inside.
Humorously related to the funny names, these title author puns are sure to amuse. Read funny book titles from the story random jokes by screaminbloodymurder grace with 5,392 reads. Spam or selfpromotional the list is spam or selfpromotional. Heres 8 funny book titles with their puntastic authors. These funny book titles are all made up of course but theyre sure to get you giggling. From the dark and dry to the witty and wry, from the fictive to the factual, from travel logs to comedic blogs, this extensive collection of humor both classic and new includes something for everyone.
Here are thirty hilarious book titles that make me wonder what exactly the authors were thinking when they wrote them. A book called current trends in wiring your house turned out to be a shocking failure. Population explosion by that famous chinese author, we fuckem young. There are many web pages that share the same jokes and i have added a few links to website so you might read the jokes on those other pages. The canonical list of punny book titles compiled by harold reynolds.
Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the worst book titles youve ever seen. Funny bathroom books, health books, humor books, funny gift books anish sheth. We want to remind people that many books out there are completely hilarious. It can be straightforward and explain what the book is about. Though we have no clue how many copies books like fancy coffins and goodbye testicles sold, were pretty sure their titles made more buzz than the content. Bob frapples those funny dogs by joe kur tiggers revenge by claude balls tight situation by leah tard tighten that butt. Sep 12, 20 25 jokes only book nerds will understand. Funny book titles and authors names lighter side of trans. Actual questions asked of librarians libary jokes and oneliners the 10 shortest books ever written top 10 forbidden library titles for children funny library rules two short, clean, silly, funny, library jokes actual questions asked of librarians. A to z animal joke book and a to z sports joke book. Ive taken many of our name puns and some others, and created name pun author jokes where the title of the book relates to the authors name in a humorous way. Can i share some of these names and titles with my students. There are jokes about animals, school, sports, knock knock jokes, and holiday jokes.
Funny book titles and authors names lighter side of transinterp. In other cases its the combination of title and author that brings a. What are some funny fictional book titles and authors youve. Please do not read on if you are under 16 andor easily offended. Theophilus punoval theft and robbery by andy tover things to cook meat in by stu potts things to do at parties. Inappropriate the list including its title or description facilitates illegal activity, or contains hate speech or ad hominem attacks on a fellow goodreads member or author. A selection of jokes and oneliners from the last ten years of the edinburgh fringe. Incorrect book the list contains an incorrect book please specify the title of the book. Daft authors and book titles mumblingnerds mumbling blog. Astonished and not just a little bit irritated, tammy stared up at him and said, what in the world are you doing. If you have hired in the past landscape gardeners for projects that ended up costing you tens of s of dollars then that other alternative is to make it effortlessly from right here your way simply because, in the finish and without this information, projects usually value far more and took longer than anticipated. Find the top 100 most popular items in amazon books best sellers.
I did not write them but collected them from many sources including emails, word of mouth and the net. Richard lederer, st pauls school one of the fringe benefits of being an english or history teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to author s last name. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along. This ebook full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. Some of these cookies are essential to the operation of the site, while others help to improve your experience by providing insights into how the site is being used. The title of a book is important, and it can take on a few forms.
If you enjoyed these cheesy book puns, make sure to pass them along to another fellow book lover. Many of the jokes here are neither short nor funny, and some of them arent even jokes. Guy takes fake book covers onto subway to see how people react. Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, imho, improve them, but all submissions will be duly credited. From flirtatious farm equipment to the prose of pee, these funny book titles will have you reading until youre laughing, crying, or wetting the bed hopefully all three. And by jokes, we mean jokes, but also puns, memes, sayings, and general fun and awesomeness. Sometimes though, the cover title can be so ridiculous that youre left with no choice other than to jump to conclusions. Dont judge a book by its cover judge it by its title. Ludvik was a dashing, witty, and popular student who supported the party. May 25, 2006 if you have hired in the past landscape gardeners for projects that ended up costing you tens of s of dollars then that other alternative is to make it effortlessly from right here your way simply because, in the finish and without this information, projects usually value far more and took longer than anticipated. Author is a master mariner and deep sea towing master, licensed panama canal pilot and active washington state pilot. Tammy bought a new book recently entitled what twenty million american women want. Jokes for writers the tribulations of john storywriter ourboox a series of inside jokes for writers who know how to laugh about themselves. It contains hundreds of book titles with humorous name pun authors.
The sex life of the elephant elephants i have shot on safari the elephant and its influence on welsh language and culture. Boys life will send you this patch for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine. If an editor is known, however, various is not necessary. Well tickle your funny bone with our sidesplitting jokes and humor. Book title jokes funny book names joke book titles story. For children book inappropriate funny memes, hilarious, jokes, ladybird books. Ive read more realistic books, and funnier books, and wiser ones but i must say, this is a marvelous blend of those flavors. Seeing the title, doug grabbed the book out of her hand and started thumbing through the pages. Only the best funny author jokes and best author websites as selected and voted by visitors of joke buddha website. Lillian jackson braun it is clear that the books owned the shop rather than the other way about.
Guy takes fake book covers onto subway to see how people. The french book the english book the welsh book the american book the japanese book the finnish book the german book the icelandic book the canadian book the swedish book the swiss book the israeli book the danish book. True, and wait until you see the titles of their books. Adam rooss book of short funny jokes manages to get it wrong on all three counts. Sep 25, 2008 f you have ever wondered what action to take to keep clear of a fast moving ship, this book will remove the doubt. Jul 20, 2019 explore kayscott71s board inappropriate book titles, followed. With this massive collection of book title and author jokes you can make everyone laugh. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Everywhere they had run wild and taken possession of their habitat, breeding and multiplying, and clearly lacking any strong hand to. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for. It can be mysterious, encouraging readers to want to discover more by picking up the book. Inside stories about sierra online and leisure suit larry. In other cases its the combination of title and author that brings a smile to our face, for instance read more. Written in 1965 prague and first published in czechoslovakia in 1967, the novel opens with ludvik jahn looking back on the joke that changed his life in the early 1950s.
Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to authors last name. Some titles are innately ridiculous, for example i was tortured by the pygmy love queen. Funny book titles dating for under a dollar by blair tolman keep in mind that dating for under a dollar was published over a decade ago in 1999. Aug 16, 2016 even if you take your reading habits very seriously, you cannot argue that books, bookishness, and reading arent a neverending source of jokes.
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